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HUSSYSCOPES for May
♈︎ ARIES. (March 21 - April 19) Yes, you can stop with the excuses now, darling. Mars retrograde left you feeling a bit well, pissy. But that’s over and you have desire on your brazen mind. Yes, we KNOW the s-e-x kind is aways high on your list of interests, but the stars strongly suggest = changes in what you do for money, honey, possibly moving into a new area that’s fast paced and potentially actually fun! So, keep your eyes open for new astro influenced work opportunities and some new, potentially influential buddies, Of course, cutie, the astro weather isn’t all that simple. The full moon mid-month in Scorpio could bring mood swings, along with a sigh of relief when you find ways to pay off some debts, too (which might help your moods). If you are thinking about committing to new goals or to a long-time or new love at the end of the month, it could be due to Saturn entering into Aries for the first time since the late 1990s! Mercury zips into Gemini as the month ends and we will not be one bit surprised, doll, if you find yourself planning a dream trip soon.
♉︎ TAURUS. (April 20 - May 20). What a happier-than-usual way to get May off to a fab start, sweetie! Yes, es la verdad! You are zeroing in on personal goals this month and practically tingling with warm and fuzzy feelings of calm confidence. You may be having prophetic and/or super sexy dreams, too, in the first weeks of May when loved-up Venus and fantasy prone Neptune are in the bossy but sexy sign of Aries. All kinds of interesting relationships are headed your way, darling, boosting confidence in your career and stoking deeper love for family, friends and, natch, your lover (or the one you’ll have soon). You may even make up with that annoying neighbor, sibling or cousin you’ve been avoiding for years. Of course, doll, you do need to set some boundaries – especially when task master Saturn enters Aries the last week of May. And learning to say “no” is going to come in handy more often in coming years. When Mercury boogies into Gemini on May 25, you might be negotiating a new job or pay raise. You don’t have to negotiate a love raise -- the stars suggest it’s not only the May weather that’s raising the temperature. Your boosted self-confidence is doggone sexy!
♊︎ GEMINI (May 21 - June 20). You are more than two-faced, darling, and we mean that in the best way! Your curiosity has you learning all sorts of new things this spring – for work, for pleasure (yes, bedroom fun counts), and for possibly unexpected adventures up ahead. You’ve likely been going full steam in your work, relationships, and even exercise goals. That’s all fine but try calming the hell down for a while and reconnecting with what you really want to do and with whom. Venus and Neptune are hooked up in Aries, your 11th house of creative projects (especially with people you know and respect well). Yes, it’s more than possible that working on a collective goal with a certain someone could involve some private fun (wink, wink, nudge, nudge). The full moon in Scorpio mid-month may take a job or relationship to another, better level. By the last week of May, with the Sun shining in Gemini, your intuition could be going into overdrive while your body says “I need a massage, a vacation, or some down time with fabulous food.” Ask and we bet you’ll get it all, darling!
♋︎ CANCER. (June 21 - July 22). Oh, darling, the odds are you’re going be smiling this month. Why? Well, here’s a hint: the good news rhymes with lots of “duck”. NO! Not the F word! (Sheesh… get your mind out of the gutter.) The good news is lots of well-deserved and sometimes totally surprising great LUCK is headed your way for a change. You’ll be more social, talking and visiting with old and new friends, and being in the proverbial right place at the right time to meet someone special. The person or persons in question will likely help boost your romantic, business, financial or just plain fun parts of life. And YOU will impress THEM, sweetie, with your creativity and charm shining as Venus and Neptune align, starting early in May. Hold on to your proverbial hat the last part of May when task master Saturn arrives (if we were drama queens, we’d say “SLAMS” in high power mode… oh, I guess we just did) into Aries. This isn’t a bad thing, doll. It could be très merveilleux! It’s the first time that get-your-mojo-working for success transit has entered Cancer’s career sector since the middle of the l990s. You may have more responsibilities but you may also be a rising star!
♌︎ LEO (July 23 – August 22). It’s time for fabulous new changes in your life and dreams. Hmmm, come to think of it, darling, maybe start with saying goodbye to that same haircut you’ve stuck with for too many years. Oh, go ahead and get a makeover, doll, if you’ve been putting that off! The month kicks off with a Venus-Neptune conjunction in Aries, pushing you to explore new ideas, including possibly a change in your profession. You may be dreaming about traveling to parts unknown later this year, too. Speaking of the “unknown,” Pluto stationing retrograde in the partnership area of your chart could have you contacted by a flash from the past or going down memory lane with a current or (recent) former partner. We suggest avoiding any snit fits about what’s history now – save your energy for the astro movement at the end of the month that specifically impacts you Big Time! Saturn in bossy Aries could spur you on to a leadership role. But Mercury in Gemini might complicate matters with soooo many people wanting to talk and plan and kvetch with you. Our advice? Take time to seriously consider thinking about what YOU really want for YOU. It’s not being selfish, sweetie, it’s being your brazen best.
♍︎ VIRGO (August 23 – September 22). It’s time to accept your personal fabulosity, darling! You’re determined to strongly stand up for what you believe in May, but you are always open to looking at the other side. Of course, you are ready to torpedo BS with a snappy BRAZEN retort (and that, makes us so proud)! Pluto going retrograde in Aquarius the first week can be a wake-up call. It’s time to look for ways to work, play and socialize that help you learn new things, laugh and enjoy yourself, sweetie! Mercury moving into Taurus mid-month should boost your prospects for fun and possibly bring fortuitous financial news. And the full moon in sexy Scorpio could have you going for whom or what you want, using you alarmingly fab charm. However, don’t let happy times get you into extra credit card debt – you could be ripe for swipe excess, if you get our drift. When Saturn slides into Aries the last week of the month, you may have to rein in expenses. But Venus in Aries mingling with Mars in Leo the same week, could spark happy times connecting perhaps with someone from the past. As RuPaul might say – WORK IT, doll!
♎︎ LIBRA (September 23 – October 22). Did we hear you say “woo woo?” just now, cutie? Of course, we have Brazen Hussy super powers, but we’re not sure if you/re thinking about things being “woo woo” as in “are we sure the new weird neighbors are not space aliens?” or celebrating that your hormones are still working because a certain person has you sighing and thinking “WOO WOO!” Yes, darling, it’s likely time for romance and more. Whether you are happily coupled or on the hunt for sexy times or just hugs, you can be spending more time in May with people you care about and vice versa. You may have feelings or memories that warm your heart (and other parts of your body) when you are near a certain person. And it’s not just physical attraction, doll. True love could be on the agenda with Venus and Neptune in Aries as the month gets underway. Mid-month, it’s about the money, honey. The full moon in Scorpio could bring an unexpected job offer, financial opportunity, or invitation to travel. When the Sun shines in Gemini the last week of the month, your sense of humor will be in rare form and so will your self-confidence for standing up for what you know is best for YOU, in every way!
♏︎ SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21). Yes. we know you are confident, passionate and sometimes mysterious, darling. But do try to curtail your bossiness this month. Let yourself go with the proverbial flow. And don’t be surprised if you have an epiphany of sorts early in May that all relationships – including work and love -- deserve your putting in time to keep them running smoothly. You’ll likely be extra busy, especially if you have a side hustle, but there’s help coming your way with Venus and Neptune in Aries early in the month, doll. Pluto retrograde in Aquarius might have some things from your past you’d rather forget pop up. But some spanking new (that’s an expression, we are not talking kinky sex!) potential collaborations or job opportunities or show biz invitations could be headed your way around mid-month. And Mercury zipping into Taurus and the full moon in Scorpio could boost your love life (emphasis on “love” this time, not only s-e-x). The month wraps up with potentially good financial news and the new moon in Gemini likely sparking emotions, including tender ones. Our advice? Thanks for asking, sweetie. Go with the flow (even if that means tears) and keep looking at the stars. The celestial odds are in your favor for wonderful adventures ahead.
♐︎ SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21). Shake it up, darling, but don’t twist and shout too much. Say whaaat? Say you really do need to get out of some stuck routines or change your attitude about a busy work grind. Recognize you can take action to soothe the stress. In fact, Venus and Neptune are inspiring and conspiring in Aries early in the month to push you to lighten up, cultivate your sense of humor and take control of excess stress. You are the boss of your life, doll. Be grateful that spring is bringing smiles and potentially new romance your way mid-month. Mercury moves into Taurus and has you thinking about your relationships of all kinds and what you can do to improve or, if needed, get yourself out of one or two. The Scorpio full moon may zap your energy, doll, but not for long! The sun in Gemini on the 20th and Mars in Leo a couple of days later urge you to consider a trip with a friend or lover in a month or two. Bottom line: Show some love to those in your life you cherish and include some self-love, too, this month, sweetie… you deserve it!
♑︎ CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19). It’s time to take a few risks in the love department, darling. Whether you are married, single, looking or have given up on relationships, it’s time to open your heart to understanding, love and even (don’t gasp you long single Capricorns) the possibility of deep commitment. May starts with the Sun in Taurus. That lineup can spark deep romantic feelings and, let’s face it, some shallow flirting (sometimes, in the wrong places with the wrong people). But you are ready to appreciate and commit to the Real Deal in love, if you already have a loving partner now or meet a potential one soon. It’s not all lollipops and sunshine though, sweetie. Pluto retrograde in Aquarius early in the month could put a damper on your finances for a while and you might also have a snitty encounter with a relative and some brief feelings of jealousy and insecurity. Hang on, cutie. Luckier, pluckier days are ahead. The full moon in Scorpio mid-May could spark a brief dramarama with a friend or a younger sibling. But the Sun in Gemini the last week of the May sends signs your dreams can come true. The only catch? You need to concentrate on your talents and fabulosity, darling!
♒︎ AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 19). It’s time to relax to the max, doll. Yes, you may have gazillions of things to get done this month, give or take a gazillion or two, but you’ll be craving being by yourself briefly as the month gets rolling. You finally get a chance to focus on your own self for a while in May. Go for it, darling. You could have healing talks with a relative or past love when Venus and Neptune hook up early in the month. But when Pluto goes retrograde in your sign as the month rolls on, be careful about revealing some rather “naughty” secrets from last year. After Mercury boogies mid-month into Taurus, you could be thinking even more about secrets you’ve kept to yourself. (We aren’t asking what they are, although we’d love to hear about any secret UFO visits or time travels). You may spill some proverbial beans with a friend or lover -- but do make sure you trust them and they love you mucho, too. The full moon in sometimes sneaky Scorpio mid-month urges you to reveal some talent you are shy abou – and it might end up boosting your career! When the Sun moves into Gemini the last week of the month, it is time to laugh, play and embrace that fabulous F word – FUN
♓︎ PISCES (February 20 – March 19). Calm down, darling! We KNOW you are excited because it’s palpable – things are truly getting better for you this month. You are full of creative ideas, plans, rocking a sexier attitude and telling more corny jokes (we made the joke part up to make sure you are paying attention). Mars is no longer in retrograde and it’s now powering you up to practically run forward with confidence and ideas. And that’s exactly what you need, sweetie, because new opportunities and plans could be right around the corner. When Mercury zips into Taurus the second week of May, a lucky break may be on the horizon – maybe an unexpected job offer, a new sexy-as-all-get-out love interest or renewed passion with a long-time partner. The full moon in secretive Scorpio mid-month could reveal something shocking that changes a friendship, but a heart to heart talk and sharing some brazen truth can help heal it. Don’t get judgmental. (Let’s get real, doll, everyone has a secret or two, including you). The Sun moves into Gemini, and Venus in Aries hooks with Mars in Leo the last week of the month. And that, passionate Pisces, means your day to day life may have more charm, perhaps more money, and a whole lot of more fun ahead!
HUSSYSCOPES for April
Brazen astrological (sometimes astro-illogical) forecasts for your sun, moon and rising sign!
♈︎ ARIES. (March 21 - April 19) Admit it doll; you’ve been more than a tad moody lately. And, no, don’t blame it on hormones (it’s not due to excessive horny levels nor to a “I don’t think about sex much” anymore plummet). You’ve been too busy focusing on yourself, where and how you want to live and what you REALLY want to do job-wise. April is time to take a deep sigh and know, darling, that Saturn is aligning in Uranus. Did we just hear you say, “so what??” Calm the heck down for a moment. Saturn is your fabulosity planet – stirring up success for you and this month it is cozying up to Uranus in the money area of your chart. The full moon mid-month finally ends Venus retrograde and your love life may pick up, especially around the 18th, when you are a true enthusiastic-about-life Aries. And the new ideas and possibilities keep on growing. The last week of April can offer innovative possibilities financially and, when Venus, the love planet, enters Aries – strut your stuff, cutie.
♉︎ TAURUS. (April 20 - May 20). Yes, sweetie, it’s time to appreciate feeling more positive. So, when opportunities arise this month (and they will!), celebrate by hanging out with your best buds and others in your community or work space who share your joie de vivre. But shhhhhh! You may have a secret about you-know-what or you-know-who so it’s best to be careful about any beans you spill. The full moon mid-month could have you working on feeling fit and, frankly, enjoying anything from fine cuisine to a new hairstyle on the glam side. Taurus season revs up on the 19th which is mostly fab. But to tell you the cosmic truth, Mars, Pluto and the Sun are in a bit of a pissy combination. That may cramp your style for a few days -- so don’t try to cram yourself into anything too tight, sweetie. The new moon the last week of April has you smiling again and again because your self-confidence is getting an upgrade. Honey, you really DO have it all going on, you sexy thing. Our brazen advice? Celebrate being your own best self, in style, in love, in everything!
♊︎ GEMINI (May 21 - June 20). The stars know a star when they see one! We aren’t talking about the celestial type of star right now -- we are talking about YOU, honey. Even some snobby people likely had a recent wake-up call and are finally admiring your fabulous self. And that could lead to for a professional offer or accolade -- because you’re so charming it’s disarming! This good mood vibe could be the wake-up call that boosts your self-confidence and turns you toward going full tilt toward a long held dream around the full moon mid-month. When Mercury re-visits Aries and Mars zips into Leo between the 16th and 18,th you could be interested in playing or watching team sports or joining a group of folks in your community with like music or movie interests or something more naughty (we won’t tell!). The new moon on the 27th is a perfect time to spoil yourself with a massage or to experience a romantic, soothing walk on the wild side (and we are not necessarily talking about a nature hike, you sexy thing).
♋︎ CANCER. (June 21 - July 22). We can’t say exactly what happens to you the first week in April, darling. But the first quarter moon in your sign the 4th and 5th will likely bring a glow-up in confidence at work, or because you are reveling in your own increasingly independent and happy life! If you’re deciding to make changes in your style or even your career that might seem bit unusual and even nutty to some less brazen and humorless folks, so whaaat!? This is your time to shine. Is a vacation on the agenda? If not, you could be planning a trip for the next month or so - and you want it to have a goal (learning, exploring, visiting someone special). For now, sweetie, you’ll be thinking about moving or re-decorating (especially your boudoir – we think we know why but our lips are sealed). Mars boogying into Leo and Mercury zipping into Aries the last ten days of the month may have you eyeing changes in investments. Some kind of lucky love or money break – woo hoo! – could show up unexpectedly on the 27th.
♌︎ LEO (July 23 – August 22). Do you hear it, cutie? Yep, that’s adventure calling… it’s whispering, purring and even ROARING that better days are ahead for travel. April could put a trip on your agenda, but it’s more likely time to plan for an adventure in a month or two. The full moon mid-month could have you canoodling with someone about your dreams involving travel, jobs or, more likely, the one you love who may not know it yet. You could be focused on possibly an old flame who seems ready to reunite with you - or a new sexy hussy or huss-he you long to ignite with sooner than later. New neighbors or sudden changes in your local environment may pop up around the 12th and 13th. A few days later, Mercury enters bossy, sexy as all get out Aries and Mars roars into you sign – and, yes, it could make the lion in you roar! No, not with anger – with I’m-ready-to-do-something-brazen-and-FUN conviction on the16th through to the18th. But, doll, don’t be a know-it-all. The new moon on the 27th is shining new opportunities on you, so stay cool, smile and behave (as much as possible)!
♍︎ VIRGO (August 23 – September 22). Did we just hear you mumble something about a “wake-up call,” darling? We didn’t mean to spy but we get it. You are having light bulb moments realizing how a certain someone you treated in a rather pissy manner didn’t really mean to hurt your feelings. It’s going to get better, sweetie. Apologize. Really. It’s time to open up mid-month, say “I’m sorry” when needed and – dare we say it – listen to others who care about you and get happy again! With Mercury back in Aries and Mars roaring into Leo, you’ll be ready to have some go and glow energy for working with others (and cuddling and more, if you get our drift, too) and making plans for the future that are exciting, not scary for a change. Around the 20th, though, stress may have you wanting to rest, de-stress (we recommend a massage) or even get a check-up. But, sweetie, the new moon on the 27th is in one of the best alignments you’ve had for a while and your smile shows it to el mundo!
♎︎ LIBRA (September 23 – October 22). Rumor has it the April star lineup is bringing you have a new coach…urging you to recognize your own fabulosity and leadership potential. And the coach is – ta da! – YOU! Yes, sweetie, encourage YOURSELF. It’s time to accept the fact you can move ahead at home, at work, at new creative pursuits - if you recognize your own talents and keep your mind out of woe-is-moi thinking. By mid-month, your self-confidence could get a boost because FINALLY you are accepting that you really ARE “all that” and you don’t have to feel “less than” anyone else. You might be a bit less perky when the planetary shifts of Mercury going into Aries and Mars zipping into Leo could tilt plans a bit off kilter for a while.. but this will pass quickly, so keep smiling. Besides, darling, it’s better to have some smile lines than wrinkles from a crabby attitude! And the new moon as the month ends beams calming energy and dreams of even better days (and nights – woo hoo) ahead, doll!
♏︎ SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21). If the planets beam music to Scorpios this month, you’ll likely hear that old song “You Sexy Thing.” The star line up for you is all about creativity, having fun, fun, fun and romance of the bed pleasure kind. But don’t do anything risky, cutie. It’s time to relax a bit, too. Keep your bedroom eyes looking toward the future because even better days are around the astro corner. The full moon mid-month urges calming the hell down for a while though!Spoil yourself with naps and long baths as you recharge. You’ll also be back to thinking about creative pursuits – from music to art to writing sexy fantasies, perchance? When chatty Mercury enters bossy Aries, and feisty Mars enters brave, beautiful Leo mid-month, the cosmic fall-out might perk up your libido yet again and not just in the boudoir. You may have more attention (of the good kind) related to your career and/or creative talents. In fact, you could be developing quite a boost in our reputation when the new moon shines on the 27th – and it’s all good, sweetie!
♐︎ SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21). Do you feel it yet? You’re being fired up for love, darling! The first week of April has the sun cozied up in alignment with Jupiter, your ruling planet. It can be the romantic or family or friendship kind of love. You could even have warm and fuzzy happiness feelings toward your job. The full moon mid-month can bring a blip to some friendships. You’ve been warned -- don’t let someone else’s bad mood get to you. When Mercury moves into Aries and Mars boogies into Leo, speaking your mind to your partner or would-be lover helps move things along in a good way. Your work may have some challenges near the end of the work – “challenges” being the (sort of ) nice of saying that somebody could screw up and try to blame you (which is a mega dumb idea). So, try to be calm, cool and cautious about causing a ruckus. Honey, you know it’s true but we will say it again – things are getting better as the month goes on. So smile!
♑︎ CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19). Your planetary lineup this month can spark a super busy schedule for you, darling. And it’s mostly the kind of busy stuff you love – chatting with smart conversationalists, going to a great movie or concert or developing a creative project that has, as they say, “wings”. You finally could have an opportunity to do what YOU really want to do, sweetie. It may not be easy, but instead of wearing your cute self down, following your dreams can boost your creative energy and self-confidence. The full moon in Libra mid-month illuminates specifics – are you buying a new home, considering a business deal (maybe one related to show biz or travel), or hooking up (not THAT kind of hooking up, necessarily!) with an agent or partner on an entertainment project? Communication influencing Mercury enters Aries and energetic get-it-done Mars enters Leo, around the 16th. It’s not a time for rash decisions so think about what groove you truly want to get into. By the end the month, don’t be surprised if you’re contacted by new like-minded contacts or old buddies who “get” your goals and sense of humor. Our advice? Rock on!
♒︎ AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 19). OK, cutie, we are going to say it because: 1. You can’t stop us, no matter how bossy you are this month and 2. It is our brazen responsibility to tell you to CALM THE F DOWN. Say whaat? Say we know you love the money, honey but don’t let your worries about security (or greed) cause you to make risky moves. The good news: the full moon mid-month lights up love of all kinds for you and hopefully sparks gratitude and calmness, too, but it will take a while. When chatty Mercury enters bossy Aries and Mars enters “look at me!” around the 16th through the 18th, the cosmic sparks can perchance bring fun times with music, art, laughter and lovey dovey moves in the bedroom. You could start redecorating a bit -- adding relaxing comfy furniture to your home or creating a dedicated yoga/meditation space around the 20th. As the new moon shines bright on the 27th, you’ll likely shine a bit more radiantly yourself, darling. So go ahead and smile at those you love – including your own fabulous self!
♓︎ PISCES (February 20 – March 19). Did we just hear a long, dramatic sigh, darling? We understand! You’re NOT being a drama queen – you are facing palpable big changes this month, especially with work. The good news is the cosmic signs suggest you are headed for positive changes --you may be starting a new job you love or ending one you aren’t so crazy about for greener pastures soon. Shhhhh! What was that? It seems you have a secret admirer - maybe someone you already know. Whether you are single or happily coupled, you’ll likely find out who has the hots for you, or who just thinks you are so fabulous you can only be adored from afar, like royalty, around mid-April. No, sweetie, this doesn’t seem like a creepy stalker but always be careful if it’s someone you don’t know suddenly pops into your life, a bit too enthralled with your fabulosity. The moon boogies into Taurus on the 19th and revs up good biz news. The last week of the month could bring a big work load but also opportunities for fun (including the sexy kind) and possible plans for an international adventure!
HUSSYSCOPES for March
Brazen astrological (sometimes astro-illogical) forecasts for your sun, moon and rising sign!
♈︎ ARIES. (March 21 - April 19) You are feeling extra full of fabulosity due to your self-confidence which is in full bloom this month, darling. Of course, it’s also due to your bossy side, but we digress. You do look rather adorable while spouting how much you know about supposedly EVERYTHING. Anyhoo, buckle up. Why? Because Venus is retrograde and will likely spark the return of some cuties, beauties, stunningly handsome dudes or dudettes and/or some nut jobs in your life. Our brazen advice? Don’t assume everyone will be the same free spirit – or jerk – you remember them to be. A full moon lunar eclipse in Virgo stirs up something fated on March 13th and for several weeks going forward, perchance you be heading to a new job or sudden trip. Mid-month and beyond, with Mercury going retro in your sign and cozying up with Venus, you may look up (hmmmm.. that rhymes with “hook up”) a former lover or you may prefer returning to some creative project from the past. Neptune moves into Aries on the 30th.. You haven’t felt THIS dreamy, slightly weird vibe for a loooong while -- unless you are a vampire . Neptune was last in your sign in 1861!
♉︎ TAURUS. (April 20 - May 20). Yes, sweetie, we feel your pain – have you been feeling homesick for another place and time (or is it just heartburn from that pizza you OD’d on)? Things are looking better if you go with the flow in your community and hang out with friends who share your interests. And we are going to say it, doll - your doggone over-the-top coolness is radiating love vibes and humor this month. Keep it up, darling! You’ll feel more social as the month goes on and more happily in love if you are currently partnered or working on a new and likely delightedly fated relationship. Mercury in Aries has you busy with work and/or creative pursuits and possibly dipping into some new interest in the spiritual, paranormal and/or spacey sides of life (UFOs, NASA news, space-themed movies). Mercury, which rules over your money, honey, goes retrograde mid-month along with lovey dovey Venus until the first week in April. It might not be the best time to ask for a raise until next month. But, especially with Mercury hanging out in your fifth house of romantic soulmate love, kids, and creativity, it’s tiempo perfecto for hugging, laughing, playing and smiling with those you love at home and out in nature.
♊︎ GEMINI (May 21 - June 20). You’re feeling super social, this month, cutie. And no wonder.There are “get ready, you are moving up in this world” vibes ahead– not necessarily moving to a new penthouse home but perchance to new recognition, maybe a promotion or raise and kudos from friends, family and admirers. You will be feeling more appreciated and supported the last weeks of the month when the sun boogies into Aries and the spring equinox occurs. There could be something annoying at work around the 27th but it’s not about you, sweetie. Remember the boss you had years ago you really admired who moved on to parts unknown? By the last weeks in March, he or she may zip back into your work sphere when Venus goes retro in Aries. We will not be surprised, darling, if you are asked to collaborate on something that could be a Big Time Opportunity! So, what about your love life? Well, it’s not our business, sweetie, but since you asked -- the spring equinox is pushing you toward some relationship decisions that could end up making you happier than you are now - just be open and kind and never underestimate the power of a romantic dinner under moonlight or the magic of smiles and humor…. Le sigh.. we feel the romance vibes already!
♋︎ CANCER. (June 21 - July 22). Admit it. You have cravings this month, doll.And we are not talking about craving champagne, your fave pizza-- or a Cary Grant or Marlene Dietrich clone. You are stepping out more into the world more and looking for new experiences, new friends, and maybe a new wardrobe. Venus retrograde can bring some people back into your life out of the cosmic blue – and, odds are, you may see them in a new light and want to know more…You are ready for a full-blown adventure or two! However, darling, it’s a good idea to calm the hell down a bit when it comes to any work or creative projects, especially in the last half of the month. No, it’s not for any bad reason but you’ll need to stop and be extra professional when Important Contacts from your past likely pop up with work ideas, promotions, or new creative projects or… yes, we have to mention it, sweetie, possible drama. The Spring Equinox on March 20 puts you in some kind of spotlight, and you are feeling appreciated (it’s about time, if you ask us!). The eclipse on the 29th can have you truly feeling that better days, better nights are finally shaking up your world. Go with the flow, darling!
♌︎ LEO (July 23 – August 22). You are brave, bold and sometimes bawling with sentimentality, Leo. We understand, darling. It’s time to feel what you feel, period, this month with the planetary line-up urging you to be in touch with your emotions (we do suggest waterproof mascara this month for hussies and huss-hes who wear it). Why the tears? Mostly it’s missing someone or just plain frustration for screwed up travel plans. But hold on, doll! Mid-month into April has you on a roll (no, we are not suggesting your pants are too tight). It’s all good, sweetie. Mercury and Venus retrograde in Aries could bring back former bosses and an ex who reach out with compliments about your talents and your overall adorableness. It’s not all sunshine and lollipops, though, thanks to a full moon lunar eclipse in Virgo mid-month could bring some unexpected changes and anxiety --- changes are making room for better days ahead. Mercury goes retro to mid-month and can spark anxiety but remember you are brave, bold and multi-talented. The spring equinox and the new moon solar eclipse the last part of the month sends your mood, luck, and possibly, lusty feelings, up a notch. Enjoy being YOU, doll. Remember how far you’ve come and how much fun there is ahead. Simply put, cutie - you rock!
♍︎ VIRGO (August 23 – September 22). You’re full of romantic longings and good vibes about the future. You aren’t imaging it, darling, the planets agree -it’s a primo month for loving the one you’re with or considering canoodling with an unexpectedly charming and smart would-be lover who finds you tantalizing. Things get especially steamy mid-month with a lunar eclipse in your sign and Mercury and Venus both go retrograde in Aries. You’ll feel the effects most of the last half of the month, especially. Bottom line (and we can feel you blushing), you haven’t felt this sexual in a loooooong time. If you are trying to be more focused on new creative ventures, your admirers and the artsy part of your life may fit together just fine. There could be some temporary money worries but collaborative projects can help with that and you could have a delightfully surprising unexpected payment or bigger-than-expected tax refund coming soon. The spring equinox and a new moon solar eclipse the last week of the month could bring a long ago ex back into your life, sweetie. Is that a good thing? It’s your decision about what to do but let yourself feel what you feel and speak from your heart.
♎︎ LIBRA (September 23 – October 22). Yes, we know. You are feeling like showing up and showing off this month, darling. And why not?Changes are afoot and they are likely to have you smiling (and flirting, which you are sooooo good at). While Mercury going retrograde in bossy Aries might be especially annoying in other signs, Libras can balance, cajole and find positive and even lucky vibes from most any retro slow-down. The mid-month lunar eclipse brings an ending to something over the next weeks that feels GOOD to let go of – whether a job, a clingy faux friend or lover, or a debt you finally paid off. Now it’s time to set new goals and figure out what you really want to do, sweetie, because the spring equinox on the 20th is bringing a boost of changes in your home (especially in the bedroom – wink, wink, nudge, nudge), and/or self-improvement plans. Venus retrogrades back into Pisces near the end of the month (but you can feel the moody influence before and afterwards for a while). Don’t be surprised if someone snaps at you and you snap back with a zinger or two. Just take a breath and ask yourself whether you are simply seeing someone’s true colors, or one of you needs to take a breath and move on (maybe for a cocktail).
♏︎ SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21). Yes, cutie. Despite those kinky rumors about Scorpios, we know you don’t really have a stinger but you can sling some sting with your repartee – sometimes, it’s wit and sometimes it’s a snit fit. Trust us on this, darling: do not waste time or energy when that neighbor or co-worker or partner who gets extra bossy and annoying. It will pass. It’s true Mercury is retrograde most of the month in bossy Aries, but there are some lovey dovey vibes and possibly good financial vibes in the stars. So, enough of the frowning (besides, Botox is sooooo last decade… smiling is much cheaper and better for your looks). Take deep breaths and look around. We predict you may hear something that at first has you wondering what the heck is going on?! Odds are, it’s unexpected GOOOD news (yes, we know there’s an extra O in “good” but it got your attention, n’est-ce pas?). First, the full moon eclipse in Virgo radiates changes, mostly good ones, to friendships .And the spring equinox on the 20th brings you something you love – appreciation and attention. It’s all good, darling. An ex (or two or three) may be in touch. Do think before you jump back into a relationship (or bed) if it doesn’t feel right.
♐︎ SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21). Ever want to be a secret agent, darling? (We know you’d be tres adorable in the next James Bond flick, if that ever gets off the ground). We aren’t saying you are keeping dangerous secrets or investigating something that tantalizes you. But the stars are asking you to stop keeping secrets about talents you’ve kept hidden via Sagittarius stealth for too long. By mid-month, the full moon lunar eclipse in Virgo triggers Big and FAB life changes. Say whaaat? For starters, say you could change careers, decide to leave a job, or accept a promotion. You may let Important People know you are reinvigorating a kept-in-the-closet-for-too-long creative project. Spilling those secrets can lead to a change in how you make money, sweetie. For other signs, the Mercury and Venus retro hookup in Aries may cause a dramarama of the not great kind. But for you, cutie, it can trigger thoughtful and sexy-as-hell conversations with a partner or a lover you’ve known in the past and now see in a better light (candlelight can do that!) As March ends, you’ll be stepping out more and exploring secret romantic desires more creatively, too… shhhh.. we won’t tell!
♑︎ CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19). There’s good news and bad news this month – but we promise even the bad can transform to something fabulous in a wink (a smile or two can help, too). The good news is you’re thinking clearly and creatively and actively pursuing more fun times (concerts, dinner with friends, a soiree or two). Meanwhile, that smart, talented brain of yours is zipping with new ideas. The Brazen Hussies are here to nag you to share your talents! So, what’s the astro downer this month? It’s possible a relative or a former friend, lover or colleague you’ve almost forgotten (and wanted to) pops up and wants financial or job help from you. There’s nothing wrong with helping anyone but it’s also OK to NOT help someone you don’t trust, doll. Mercury and Venus, both retrograde in Aries, could draw back a past lover (for, perchance, some springtime sexy fun). You may have kudos in the boudoir and at work, too. The full moon lunar eclipse in Virgo mid-month can boost confidence (after first causing drama) all the way into April and the spring equinox, following right on the heels of a new moon solar eclipse in Aries at month’s end, brings dramatic changes.Yes, sweetie, you may finally change your hairstyle and potentially fall in love with the same charmer again.
♒︎ AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 19). True, you are sometimes called eccentric, bold, and – admit it – a bit downright weird. But you are never boring, sweetie. March is loaded with good news about what you love, adore, and get all hot and bothered just thinking about. No, not s-e-x. While your amorous pursuits may be fine this month, it’s the money, honey, this that gets you tingling. You may negotiate a raise or be in the running for a new, more lucrative position (we can’t promise but we bet you ace the interview). Use your intuition and your eagle eyes to spot any possible banking mistakes mid-month. The last weeks of March are loaded with changes, darling. You will be full of creative and money-making ideas (which may possibly pop up in your dreams) for weeks around the spring equinox on the 20th. Venus goes retrograde in Pisces though at month’s end and there could be some glitches with negotiations of all kinds. But look what’s right around the corner, cutie! The new moon solar eclipse in Aries as March ends can zap you with sheer glee as you waltz into spring feeling confident and sexy.
♓︎ PISCES (February 20 – March 19). Happy Birthday, Pisces! You are shining with new goals and ideas, darling. And all that luminosity looks more fabulous than any cosmetic or plastic surgery overhaul (not that there’s anything wrong with that). You are not being selfish, sweetie – go ahead and consider your needs and what makes you happy. For starters, we predict your astro energy is pointing to achieving goals and improving relationships. You could have a new romance or two, but don’t surprised if you find you are loving the one you are with (or will be with soon) more and more. By midmonth, Mercury and Venus both back up (that’s “retrograde” in astro parlance) in Aries and the energy could bring an unexpected dollop of cash your way – possibly a raise or the chutzpah to branch out start your own biz! The last weeks of the month bring a huge dollop of new astro energies your way, sweetie. There’s the spring equinox which could illuminate a new job offer or investment opportunity. Venus is back in your sign (and whispers “try a new hairstyle”) and the new moon solar eclipse in Aries could spark some experiences with ESP (no, not Extra Sexy Panties – Extra Sensory Perception)!
HUSSYSCOPES for February
Brazen astrological (sometimes astro-illogical) forecasts for your sun, moon and rising sign!
♈︎ ARIES. (March 21 - April 19) To begin with, we dread telling you this! No, darling, it’s nothing horrible but we must reveal your ruling (and often bossy, sometimes pissy) planet Mars is retrograde in Cancer until the last week of February and may put the skids on some of your plans. Venus, is entering your sign AND Jupiter is soon out of retrograde soooooo you’ll like have lots of lovey dovey pursuits (think romance rather than sheer libido in over-drive) and enjoy creative and fun celestial vibes. By the time the full moon shines in Leo mid-month, sweetie, you could be enjoying a lucky streak in love, career and getting a haircut you actually like! We can’t promise anything but buying a lottery ticket or planning a fab night out (or several) with friends could perk you up – if you need any perking up. (SHEESH! NO, we are not referring to anything to do with nipples or a male appendage … we are too classy, albeit in a classless, tasteless kind of way, to overtly suggest such a thing. Kind of.)
♉︎ TAURUS. (April 20 - May 20). Bully for you, Taurus! No, darling, we are not referring to your being a little pushy. That’s an old Brit phrase for praising your fabulosity. Yes, doll, “fabulosity” IS a word, at least in the Brazen Hussy universe and you are welcome to use it because you ARE full of it, from the beginning of the month well into March. Say what? Say your chart is glowing with recognition for your accomplishments. The Sun, Pluto and Mercury are sending you a brilliant glow and planetary applause. Picture a cosmic “APPLAUSE” sign in the sky for you, sweetie. We admit the middle of the month can bring interaction with family member or a sometimes hot-tempered and moody friend getting on your usually calm nerves. But don’t worry (not worth potential frown lines), will pass. The sun moves to Pisces and your social life picks up. We predict a party with buds or a private sexy soiree in the bedroom. With Mars retrograde ending the 23rd, doors, hearts and dreams open up. Enjoy, darling!
♊︎ GEMINI (May 21 - June 20). Well, cutie, you have quite a reputation these days! And, no, we aren’t referring to that meaningless dalliance a while back with a certain sexy someone that raised eyebrows and caused (jealous) whispers, sweetie. After Jupiter finally goes direct this month, you’ll have a growing reputation for your talents of all kinds (we aren’t ruling out that may include in the bedroom but we think it is more in the boardroom or creative world). Mercury in Pisces cozies up to Cancer the last week of February and something that hit a snag earlier will likely go smoothly. It may bring back a previous project that was put abruptly halted for a month or two. Or a put-on-the-shelf-too-long dream could get a re-boot and your creative juices going. (You may be so excited other kinds of juices might get going.) There’s a collective sigh of relief in this part of the cosmos when Mars retrograde ends on the 23rd, darling. We suggest calming the hell down as Mars retrograde ends on the 23rd – get a massage and think about what or who it’s time to connect with for work or pleasure.
♋︎ CANCER. (June 21 - July 22). Yes, darling, you are in woo woo land for a while this month.No, that’s nothing obscene, just something woo woo like dreaming about an old lover (come to think of it, THAT could be obscene but it’s none of our biz) and then seeing or hearing about that person in a day or two. We can’t promise, of course, but the celestial sky looks like some other more lucky surprises could be on the astro agenda. Por ejemplo, you might have an unexpected new job opportunity, win some bucks in the lottery, or FINALLY get a haircut you don’t b*tch about.. More good news, darling: Mars has been extra annoying in retrograde (and in Cancer, too!), holding you back and making situations sticky (not in a good way involving honey). But finally, it’s going direct the last week of February. WOO HOO! Get ready to rock and roll in all the best ways, darling.
♌︎ LEO (July 23 – August 22). There’s a golden glow around you this month! And it’s not all related to hormones, although they’re no doubt revving up. Why? We knew you’d ask, darling. If you are looking for love or wanting to get romance flames rekindled in an ongoing relationship, get to it (“it” meaning be open, be real, be ready and get it going on)! You will likely FEEL the love and appreciation, in the workplace or from your fans. The only downside (sort of) is you may feel more tender hearted and emotional – and that could lead to messy mascara (so use the waterproof kind). The full moon in your sign mid-month sets the stage to go ahead and accept that most of the sudden interest in your fabulous self, whether family, lover, career or even pet love, is sincere. But it’s not all lollipops and roses, cutie, when Mars retrograde ends the last week of the month --you may “a-ha!” moments that wake you up to some faux “friends”. Just wave goodbye and good riddance and get back to the GOOD stuff – you true friends and talents!
♍︎ VIRGO (August 23 – September 22). You are headed for some brazen goings-on! Changes are in the works for weeks and maybe months to come, doll. Venus, the love planet, moves into the often sexy but bossy sign of Aries. You might adore the sexy part but not be thrilled with the bossy part (unless it turns you on, of course!). Bottom line: you likely won’t have time for much emotional dramarama this month, sweetie. Why? So glad you asked. Whether you work or don’t, we see days ahead smack full of this and that and the other. And, if you say “yes, yes, yes!” too often (no, we aren’t talking about s-e-x…get your mind out of the bedroom for a sec), you could be overwhelmed and feel drained all month. Our advice? Pick and choose your battles and make FUN an important activity. With Mercury, your ruling planet, sashaying into Pisces mid-month, use your communication skills to catch up with friends and co-workers. There’s a new moon in Pisces, too, as the month ends, bringing new, positive connections your way.
♎︎ LIBRA (September 23 – October 22). There’s a good vibe this month from the cosmos. To be more specific, doll, it’s an “I’m feeling sooooo good, I just want to eat something yummy, and cuddle” vibe. The planetary shift gives you the gift of being glad, gleeful and, ok, sometimes goofy. Why all the G words? Because it’s almost all GOOD, darling. Jupiter was only retrograde in Gemini for a few days this month and now the ginormous planet is helping you GO GO GO. It’s not selfish to focus on what you want and need for a change (yes, chocolate counts) and it will likely include happy times with family and/or buddies that feel like family and hmmm…a new fur kid may appear. Venus in Aries can rev up a relationship or bring in a new lover who helps stoke all your talents (all kinds, nudge, nudge). A new job or creative project could pop up, too. The only downside is you may have so many offers it tweaks your sometimes anxious side. Smile and let yourself enjoy the ride!
♏︎ SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21). You’ve got some drama this month, darling. It won’t be upsetting if you go with the flow. Scorpios, face it, are sometimes thought to be sneaky, a tad selfish, SUPER smart and, of course, very SEXY. The full moon mid-month sort has you blending all those characteristics into an AHA! moment of thinking about what (and maybe who, when it comes to the love department) you really want. In a nutshell, sweetie, things might seem a little squirrely for a while. You’ll likely have new work opportunities and, a new commitment to the one you love or the one your heart is calling you to find. The past is whispering “it’s not over until it’s over” so consider all your options, darling. Conversations the last week of February as Mars gets in gear out of retrograde can be tense – try harnessing sarcasm for a nanosecond or two. The new moon in Pisces ends of the month with your mojo working -- in love, creative pursuits or a new gig!
♐︎ SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21). Well, darling, you are HOT this month! And we are not just talking about the fact you’re a fire sign, darling. You are receiving interest and attention from those near and far – in the boardroom, perchance, in the bedroom (very possible), in a job interview, or via social media. Why? You are extra charming and even charismatic in Aquarius season – and you wear it well, doll. The full moon in Leo mid-month came loaded with stand-up-for-what-you-want vibes (just try to harness your penchant for melodrama at times). Mars retrograde in Cancer ending the last week of the month impacts you more than most – finally, you can figure out how to increase whatever it is you need, most likely more money or a larger living space. Mercury and Saturn also meeting in watery (sometimes teary) Pisces the same week could cause emotions to flow. It’s up to you, sweetie, to listen to some potential bad news or to make a hard decision about a job or relationship. But the new moon in Pisces offers calm-the-hell-down energy that guides you to smiles and fab days ahead!
♑︎ CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19). Should you stay or should you go… we know you’re smart and you’ll soon know. Yes, that rhymes, sweetie… sort of annoying, n’est-ce pas? Well, so is worrying about whether to move or add space to your place or take that new job. Venus in Aries aims to help you figure it out this month. You’ll also likely calm the hell down when it comes to snits with a partner, family drama queen (or king), or old friend. Breathe and let it go, darling! Jupiter coming out of retrograde has you looking at the Big Picture of la vida loca by mid-month. You’ll have loads to be happy about now, and in the weeks to come. We suggest working on your personal style, darling. Vibes from the full moon in Leo mid-month and Mercury in Pisces help – think of your OWN brazen self as a creative project you can hone and improve and enjoy! By month’s end, Mars retrograde in Cancer is done and there’s a new moon in and it’s time to sort out a possibly messy love relationship (which may just need some designated cuddle time).
♒︎ AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 19). It’s your party month, darling! Happy Birthday! Did you ever consider how the words “Aquarius” and “loquacious” sort of go together? Yep, you do tend to talk a lot and there’s nothing (usually) wrong with that, sweetie. We bring it up because Venus is loved up in Aries in the communication sector of your chart. You might talk someone’s pants off this month (which isn’t necessarily a bad thing, come to think of it) but try to show a tad of constraint (unless you are into kink.. no judgement). But we digress. The full moon in Leo mid-month puts all your relationships in the spotlight. We hope applause is the result and not jealous snit fits. As Jupiter goes direct, – you’ll be buzzing with creative ideas about how to make your home, yourself, your job and hobbies more fun and fabulous. The new moon in Pisces as the month ends shines on one of your favorite subjects – it’s the money, honey!
♓︎ PISCES (February 20 – March 19). There is nothing wrong with slooooowing down! And there’s also nothing wrong in recognizing you’ve had a huge amount of stress for months, darling. Good news is on the way! Venus is revving up in your second house which can bring better days money-wise. But what about honey-wise? You’ve had some partner annoyances and some likely downright awful times in past months but better days are ahead, according to the planetary goings-on. Jupiter in your fourth house can bring better family and lover vibes - hooray!! Bottom line is your bottom line is looking better and (we are talking about finances, not how you look in those sexy pants). And with Mars going direct the 23rd in your fifth house of romance and bedroom pleasures, you could be starting to have some FUN again! The new moon in Pisces at the end of the month says dream but plan, too. because better days are ahead, darling!